Saturday, June 30, 2012

Nominations for Illuminated Spokesperson (since Hitch is gone)

It might come as a surprise to churchgoers that five of the ten largest mega-christian churches in the world are in South Korea. These five aided by five in the U.S. are seen by this reporter as the greatest organized threats to world peace ever known.

Clearly, an American member of any one of these ten monster money machine churches would be wide-eyed with surprise at this little known fact.  "Surely," some would say, with a Judas kiss on their Pastor's head, "the Islamic Jihad is bent on destroying western society, but not I."

But the fact remains that these "christians," the followers of the mythical Jesus, blinded by the greed of their leaders and the bleating anti-constitution media hounds taunting their unrest, join with the Islamic Jihad who are praying for the Messiah to come soon, even now, in the midst of a nuclear apocolyptic event that would likely extinguish all life on Planet Earth for the following millions of years.   

On a megachurch database updated by the Hartford Institute for Religion Research at Hartford Seminary in Connecticut, Second Baptist in Houston is listed as the second-largest based on average weekly attendance. (No. 1 is Lakewood Church, five miles from Second Baptist. And rounding out the top 10 are North Point Community Church, near Atlanta; Willow Creek Community Church, near Chicago; LifeChurch.tv, of Edmond, Okla.; West Angeles Church of God in Christ, Los Angeles; Fellowship Church, of Grapevine, Texas; Saddleback Valley Community Church of Lake Forest, Calif.; Calvary Chapel, of Ft. Lauderdale; and The Potter's House, of Dallas.)

Start your own megachurch: http://www.nbc.edu/information/pastor/index.php?

TO BE CONTINUED ..........