THE GOD BIZ

Joel's Lakewood Church, Houston, TX

America's megachurches now number in the hundreds, but some pastors think the numbers of people are just coming from the smaller churches.

Take a look at the listing of the Largest 100 churches in America and add up the money.

HOW TO HAVE YOUR OWN MEGACHURCH

If you've always wanted to be in show business, here's a whole new venue even if you're a bad actor. Megachurch preachers can bank millions while enjoying stardom like a Hollywood hero. 

BE ORDAINED ONLINE - TODAY!

Everything you need, from communion bread to pre-written sermons!

No need for years of old fashioned theology school, studying the scriptures, high tuition costs and a lot of rules, There really is an easier, softer way. There's good money in performing marriages and funerals, baptisms and Holy Rites for every occasion. With a "CLERGY" license plate on your car, you'll be able to park ANYWHERE without paying a ticket. This is also beneficial when police officers smell Communion Wine on your breath, praise God! YOU CAN become an Ordained Minister today! Click here.


BE HEAD OF STATE OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY

When Pope Ratzinger visited Britain in 2011, a number of concerned citizens addressed Parliament about it. 
"We, the undersigned, share the view that Pope Ratzinger should not be given the honour of a state visit to this country. We believe that the pope, as a citizen of Europe and the leader of a religion with many adherents in the UK, is of course free to enter and tour our country. However, as well as a religious leader, the pope is a head of state, and the state and organisation of which he is head has been responsible for:

Opposing the distribution of condoms and so increasing large families in poor countries and the spread of Aids.
Promoting segregated education.
Denying abortion to even the most vulnerable women.
Opposing equal rights for lesbians, gay, bisexual and transgender people.
Failing to address the many cases of abuse of children within its own organisation.
The state of which the pope is head has also resisted signing many major human rights treaties and has formed its own treaties (“concordats”) with many states which negatively affect the human rights of citizens of those states. See a list of signers and read the entire petition here. 

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